get typed
why get typed professionally when you can just do a quiz?
most of the time quizzes aren't accurate (because self-reporting isn't accurate) and misses nuance, the narrative underneath the narrative, and doesn't get into the true meat of the personality or instincts.
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i've been doing this professionally since 2022. i feel honored when someone chooses me to be their typist and do my best to dig into the trenches of your psyche and pull out the wires for mutual observation + appreciation. i aim to infuse my typing videos (sometimes known as 'roasts') and typing calls with levity, radical honesty and acceptance (meaning - I might point out your cringe type patterns but with love). sometimes i mix in a bit of coaching or path to growth nuggets, depending on what comes up in the video. i do my best to nail down your type with the evidence given.
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introvert typing (most popular)
❤️🔥 this typing will include enneagram core + wing, + fixes + wings, tritype + instinctual stacking. you receive my commentary over your typing video with a snazzy lil pdf with your results, goblin names / archetypes, descriptions. 🤩 this is the most popular typing option.
Access the typing questions right here.
mini enneagram typing 🪞🥚
This typing is *just* for the core + wing Enneagram type (ex: 7w6). This is the bite-sized version of the full typing and it comes as a PDF. This service does NOT include a video, live call or follow-up questions. 😈👹 This is for both beginners who don't want to overwhelm themselves with information and people who have been in the E-pit for a while and just want my feedback on their core type (which can often be the most confusing to identify).
👹 enneagram live typing call 🧚
call is roughly 60 minutes, over zoom - you will receive your official typing AFTER the call (not during although I will tell you things I've noticed and give you a soft typing). this services includes typing of core, wing, trifix archetype, shadow type and instinctual stacking, optional recording and pdf (same as introvert option, just with a live component).
✨🥜✨ testes ✨🥜✨
x-ray knowledge
“Practically jumped on it the minute I saw the email, and watched it in 2x speed lol if that does a disservice to your wonderful 1 hour typing video which I loved. I think what primarily sets you apart from other Enneagram typists is the ability to X-Ray your knowledge into every piece of behavior as if you clocked latent content.”
helpful
"I’ve been gushing to people about how amazing you are 😍🤩! Yes my type and how you described it really makes a lot of sense to me! It’s been super helpful already. You saw me 😊."
gently roasted
"OMG I LOVE MY GOBLIN. Absolutely loved hearing what you had to say. More of sisterly advice than a roast... I appreciate you picking me apart and I always found your way of analysis interesting, finally excited to be one of them. I’ll take what you suggested to heart and look further."
what am I like to work with?
I aim to infuse my typing videos (sometimes known as 'roasts') and typing calls with levity, radical honesty and acceptance (meaning - I might point out your cringe type patterns but with love). Sometimes I mix in a bit of coaching or path to growth nuggets, depending on what comes up in the video. I do my best to nail down your type with the evidence given.
I like to do open typings, to allow clients to feel seen and heard, but sometimes patterns that are obvious to other people aren't as obvious to ourselves. It's a bit of a dance sometimes, especially for certain type combinations.
I view our type's as our coping strategies, but also understand that there is a lot of ego and identity and meaning tied up in these numbers and words and labels. I hope to diffuse the internal b0mbs and minefields around these labels so that my clients can feel a sense of peace, humor and inch closer toward self-love through the process of seeing these mechanisms.
already typed by Larissa but have questions?
Call is roughly 45-60 minutes, over zoom
- if you want more clarity around your type
- if you feel like your type is different than what you got and want to discuss
- want to learn more about pathways to growth, enneagram or instinctual blindspots to focus on
- if you feel stuck/trapped in your type's patterns and want to know how to break free from the ego's shackles
- this can also be an introduction to getting coached around your type bs longer term (where you feel resistance, shame, guilt, rage, anxiety, etc)