welcome 👹enneagram goblin
so you've found yourself in my corner of the internet 👁️💋👁️
typing services
discover your goblin (aka enneagram type) with your personality type guide, larissa in my cave of esoteric insights and depravity. this isn't a dry "corporate" tally of traits and it's certainly not an "i'm a sexual four!" christian soccer mom delulu tea party. ⚽🫖 i abso-fucking-lutely love typing people, hearing your stories and tales of woe and triumph and being able to roast and dissect the shit out of you, my gorgeous and unique insects.
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i've been doing this professionally since 2022. i feel honored when someone chooses me to be their typist and do my best to dig into the trenches of your psyche and pull out the wires for mutual observation + appreciation. i aim to infuse my typing videos (sometimes known as 'roasts') and typing calls with levity, radical honesty and acceptance (meaning - I might point out your cringe type patterns but with love). sometimes i mix in a bit of coaching or path to growth nuggets, depending on what comes up in the video. i do my best to nail down your type with the evidence given.
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x-ray knowledge
“Practically jumped on it the minute I saw the email, and watched it in 2x speed lol if that does a disservice to your wonderful 1 hour typing video which I loved. I think what primarily sets you apart from other Enneagram typists is the ability to X-Ray your knowledge into every piece of behavior as if you clocked latent content.”
helpful
"I’ve been gushing to people about how amazing you are 😍🤩! Yes my type and how you described it really makes a lot of sense to me! It’s been super helpful already. You saw me 😊."
gently roasted
"OMG I LOVE MY GOBLIN. Absolutely loved hearing what you had to say. More of sisterly advice than a roast... I appreciate you picking me apart and I always found your way of analysis interesting, finally excited to be one of them. I’ll take what you suggested to heart and look further."
mini enneagram typing 🪞🥚
This typing is *just* for the core + wing Enneagram type (ex: 7w6). This is the bite-sized version of the full typing and it comes as a PDF. This service does NOT include a video, live call or follow-up questions. 😈👹 This is for both beginners who don't want to overwhelm themselves with information and people who have been in the E-pit for a while and just want my feedback on their core type (which can often be the most confusing to identify).
full introvert enneagram typing 👹🤩
❤️🔥 this typing will include enneagram core + wing, + fixes + wings, tritype + instinctual stacking. you receive my commentary over your typing video with a snazzy lil pdf with your results, goblin names / archetypes, descriptions. 🤩 this is the most popular typing option.
Access the typing questions right here.
👹 enneagram live typing call 🧚
call is roughly 60 minutes, over zoom - you will receive your official typing AFTER the call (not during although I will tell you things I've noticed and give you a soft typing). this services includes typing of core, wing, trifix archetype, shadow type and instinctual stacking, optional recording and pdf (same as introvert option, just with a live component).
hey, i'm larissa
I use the Enneagram like a psychic scalpel — to expose the core pattern that's been quietly running your life like a bootleg operating system. My work is for shadowy masterminds, hot mess philosophers, and closet geniuses who are ready to:
- Drop the coping strategies that once kept you safe but now feel like a prison
- Reclaim the parts of yourself you exiled — the “too much,” the magic, the brilliance, the psychic-level perception
- Stop studying transformation and start weaponizing it
🧠 Master Certified Mindset Coach
🌀 Enneagram Behavioral Typing Specialist (since 2022)
🌬️ Certified in Hypnosis, Neural Encoding + Somatic Transformation
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